Posted 7 hours ago

kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

(Source: switchflicks)

Posted 7 hours ago

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

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Posted 7 hours ago

i-would-bang-voldemort:

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

but if you wink it will raise 200%

Posted 8 hours ago
I really like this one

I really like this one

Posted 9 hours ago

perfect:

It really sucks when you care about someone a lot and they couldn’t give two fucks about you

Posted 9 hours ago

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

(Source: shitf4ced)

Posted 14 hours ago

About to get off work 2 hours early to go get stoned with Sam, Aj, Nate, and Kevin before going to see Hercules in 3D.

Been a good day, about to be a great night. 

Posted 14 hours ago

Learned a bit about restocking today.

Hauled a lot of beer today.

Started doing squats between sales to work on my legs & keep active.

Started learning how to place & check orders.

Every day I learn more & more about this business and spend more time here on my own. 

Friends keep showing up to visit me. 

Overall this has been a great experience. 

I’m really happy with how this has all worked out so far, feeling accomplished and productive every day since I started. 

Posted 14 hours ago

Work is one of my few reprieves, for whatever reason, from an otherwise rampant and powerful sex drive.

The former owner was in the shop today and brought up blowjobs & past hookups multiple times. 

So lo and behold there I stand now craving a blowjob & someone to hook up with. 

Damn you Eric, you dirty old bastard. You’ve ruined my professional innocence. 

Posted 22 hours ago

send me “if i was dating you” descriptions

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