Posted 19 minutes ago

Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get sent I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

(Source: rollablades)

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gourmetfucks:

I want to eat some pussy.

gourmetfucks:

I want to eat some pussy.

(Source: fuckmaker)

Posted 2 hours ago
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miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

Posted 2 hours ago

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis)

Posted 2 hours ago
  1. when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  2. when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
Posted 2 hours ago

francislare:

spoopyspiders:

francislare:

consciously refers to the walk of shame as the walk of pride because having a healthy and active sex life is nothing to be ashamed about

  • stride of pride
  • touched a butt strut 
  • got laid parade
  • had a thing swing
  • removed the pants dance
  • g-spot trot
  • touched a tit, time to split
  • licked a cooch scooch 

Yes

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bakedly:

Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out

Posted 2 hours ago

When you’re young and you’re naive, lofty principles, integrity, honor, these things mean the world to you…but let’s be honest with ourselves, guys.

Posted 2 hours ago

spooky-macedonian:

hotbisexualarmydoctor:

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

Ramona don’t have time for your bisexual erasure

bisexual people when they see bisexual erasure

(Source: ballcocktail)

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