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Sheamus d. Cesaro to retain the United States Championship - Night of Champions 2014

Best match of the night, despite the ending

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Was confused as to why my stomach was hurting & I realized I hadn’t eaten in 16 hours or so

Time to smoke a bowl & start cooking!

Posted 10 minutes ago


seeing seth curbstomp lesnar and going to cash in


seeing cena going to stop the whole thing


Posted 11 minutes ago

Actual conversation at a party last night

  1. Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  2. Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  3. Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe

Posted 1 hour ago

Hard to wake up from a dream about making you cum & not be hung up on the idea for a while

Posted 1 hour ago

Kinda disappointed nobody’s sitting on my face right now

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reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
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h o r n y

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Dear followers, let’s be friends. please

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reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

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